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I shared a pitcher with a friend, but the bar soon filled up with very obnoxious University students, so we left as soon as we finished.

 

I don't think this thread is being used quite right. There are far too many "I got drunk last night" posts, and not enough "Ims o focking drunk righyt now! Leafs are giong ot win eht cup this yer for sur!" posts.

 

I can agree with the general sentiment there. I wonder how fucked up I'd have to get to write shit like that though...

 

I went cross country skiing and stayed in a cabin for 2 nights. It was awesome and even being limited by food and such we backpacked all the way to the cabin, I think that half of the overall weight we hauled was probably liquor. :)

 

Well, this beer I'm drinking now is fucking me up quick and I even ate lunch today!

 

 

 

Well, I suppose te bong is probably playing it's part as well. I sure missed that his weekend...

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I shared a pitcher with a friend, but the bar soon filled up with very obnoxious University students, so we left as soon as we finished.

 

I don't think this thread is being used quite right. There are far too many "I got drunk last night" posts, and not enough "Ims o focking drunk righyt now! Leafs are giong ot win eht cup this yer for sur!" posts.

 

My initial idea for the thread was not how it's currently being used, nor how you described. I want to hear what everyone is thinking about. Introspective shit. I don't care that you think the swamp donkey you just banged was so hot. I want to hear something like "I would be a completely different man without chicken fajitas."

 

Quit fucking around you yutzes!

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LONDON (Reuters) - Found: drinking companions to join elderly gentleman for a friendly beer at his local pub.

 

Mike Hammond was bombarded with offers after advertising in his village post office for someone to accompany his 88-year-old father Jack on visits to a southern England pub from a nursing home.

 

He offered the lucky winner 7 pounds ($14) an hour plus expenses and, after sifting through the applicants, decided on a job-share. Drinking duties are to be divided between a retired doctor and a former military man.

 

"Dad's now going to be going down to the pub several times a week -- three with his new friends and twice with me," Mike Hammond told The Times on Thursday. "I want to give him some of his old life back."

 

(Reporting by Paul Majendie, Editing by Paul Casciato)

 

 

Hopefully my kids do this for me after they send me off to the nursing home!

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Buckets are the best way to smoke weed.

 

Period.

 

Saves pot, maximizes the high, easily cleaned (throw it out), not heavy on the smell...the list goes on and on.

 

Please do your brain a favour and treat it to some buckets.

 

That is where you are wrong sir.

 

Vaporizing is the best way to smoke weed.

 

PERIOD.

 

Points in addition to buckets are in bold:

 

Saves pot, maximizes the high, smokeless, easily cleaned (throw out the vaped weed/sell it to high school kids for profit), not heavy on the smell, better for your health than buckets...the list goes on and on.

 

Please do your brain a favor and treat it to a vape.

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That is where you are wrong sir.

 

Vaporizing is the best way to smoke weed.

 

PERIOD.

 

Points in addition to buckets are in bold:

 

Saves pot, maximizes the high, smokeless, easily cleaned (throw out the vaped weed/sell it to high school kids for profit), not heavy on the smell, better for your health than buckets...the list goes on and on.

 

Please do your brain a favor and treat it to a vape.

We used to vape back in Manitoba.

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Hahahahah, Vaping can't be the best way to smoke weed! - You AREN'T smoking it - you are VAPING it!!!

 

You can argue that vaping is the best way to consume/intake weed, but then you'd have to compare it with eating, shoving it up your ass, shooting pure THC into your scrotum, etc. ... and I'm not sure you're ready to make that argument...

 

:lol:

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The ironic thing about technology is that with text messaging, it now takes longer to type a contraction such as "I'm" than it does to type the two words separately.

 

-gibby 2008

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I love watching two chicks go at it. It is so goddam sexy and I'm not even kidding. I don't even know what it is, but when two naked, wet women are kissing and feeling each other up I am so goddam aroused. One of my newest hobbies is getting baked and watching porn. Not making tummy pancakes, just watching two chicks who are really into each other. It could be something kinda softcore like making out or they could spitting into each other's assholes... if it's two sexy ladies... GODDAM.

 

Where is snarky?

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www.gravityvortex.com

 

I found it a couple of days ago in Oshawa...and then dreams were made.

 

And then we lived, sir.

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I don't know whether or not to be proud or pissed off right now (I'm pretty drunk)... I brought a stripper home for the first time ever, fucked her and got her to buy to me a pitcher downstairs at the bar... free of charge! Fucking sexy women at Barbella's Diamonds or whatever the fuck it's called in Ottawa... God Damn... staying across the street from a strip club is going to kill me... fuck!

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hmmmm, very strange how people can be "drunk as fuck", yet have impecable messages with good spelling, punctuation and grammer?

 

Would it be considered funny, if I have an appointment tomorrow to get my chloresterol checked and I get drunk and high tonight (going to anyway) and see what the doctor says when he gets my bloodwork? He will ask me and I will say "nope, just stayed home with the wife all nite and didnt do a thing". (the wife is enough to make anyone start to drink).

 

Caught the 6 year old smoking yesterday. The wife said "well, did you say something to him"? I said "no, you know how he gets when he is drinking."

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Would it be considered funny, if I have an appointment tomorrow to get my chloresterol checked and I get drunk and high tonight (going to anyway) and see what the doctor says when he gets my bloodwork? He will ask me and I will say "nope, just stayed home with the wife all nite and didnt do a thing". (the wife is enough to make anyone start to drink).

 

Caught the 6 year old smoking yesterday. The wife said "well, did you say something to him"? I said "no, you know how he gets when he is drinking."

 

Hahaha! Nova Scotia in a nutshell!

 

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We had a pretty multicultural group last night so we decided to have a beer olympics!

 

I won the bronze for Romania. Polish guy finished 2nd, German dude was 1st.

 

There was 8 countries represented in total. The Canadian finished dead last :P

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We had a pretty multicultural group last night so we decided to have a beer olympics!

 

I won the bronze for Romania. Polish guy finished 2nd, German dude was 1st.

 

There was 8 countries represented in total. The Canadian finished dead last :P

 

No Irish representation?

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Reminder to self:

 

I hate bars, especially strip clubs.... wayyyyyyyyyyyyaaaayyyyyyy toooo expensive!

 

Reminder for tomorrow morningggg!

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Reminder to self:

 

I hate bars, especially strip clubs.... wayyyyyyyyyyyyaaaayyyyyyy toooo expensive!

 

Reminder for tomorrow morningggg!

 

Ahh, the things we do for love... ;)

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Reminder to self:

 

I hate bars, especially strip clubs.... wayyyyyyyyyyyyaaaayyyyyyy toooo expensive!

 

Reminder for tomorrow morningggg!

 

Yeah I hear ya man. I'm starting to give up on this whole nightclub thing too. It's practically bankrupted me!

 

Friday was the worst night out ever. I got rejected like 10 times, I fell down the stairs on the way out and I got a $200 fine for peeing in public.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Yeah I hear ya man. I'm starting to give up on this whole nightclub thing too. It's practically bankrupted me!

 

Friday was the worst night out ever. I got rejected like 10 times, I fell down the stairs on the way out and I got a $200 fine for peeing in public.

:lol:

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the bar at the hotel has a special on tuesday nights, two pitchers and 13 wings for $19.99....... awesome!

 

the niagara icedogs stayed at our hotel last night after defeating the Ottawa 67's in OT in GAME 7... and they invited us to party with them all last night! Tons of slutss... what a night haha

Edited by Tristan

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OKay so I've had a lot to drink asnd smoke tonight. I just want to say that porch drinking with your friends is the best time of your life. I love my friends!

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I'm high and a little buzzed right now. We just finished playing monopoly and that game is fuckin' sweet. I don't know why people don't play more board games. I don't smoke weed regularly and I find it's the best way to feel the full effects so I'm happy with my decision.

 

We're watching Rock and Rolla now and I think this movie is hilarious.

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