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This is the Man Cave! A place where men can act like men.

 

If my gym can have a "ladies only" section, then LF.ca can have it's "men only" section.

 

And I think it's only right that Puffy starts us off with our first topic, and we will roll on from there. Refrain from porn because for whatever reason Jordan doesn't seem to appreciate it.

 



... I'm too excited! I'll start us off! I had sex in my pool the other day and really didn't enjoy it. Ironically, pool sex feels very dry.

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You didn't enjoy pool sex?

 

She obviously did it all wrong then.

 

You have the appreciate the fact that a chick is willing to lose oxygen just to suck your cock lol.

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You didn't enjoy pool sex?

 

She obviously did it all wrong then.

 

You have the appreciate the fact that a chick is willing to lose oxygen just to suck your cock lol.

 

I think that would be just asking way too much of her lol

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maybe she was just a shit shag though FF

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maybe she was just a shit shag though FF

 

That happens a lot actually. You think you hit the jackpot and then it was just meh.

 

A lot of these hot chicks have a lot of miles on them. By the time you get your turn, you might as well be humping a garbage can.

 

You'd be amazed at how much better an "average" looking girl is sometimes. Some miles, but not too much. Gets the job done.

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maybe she was just a shit shag though FF

 

This wasn't my first rodeo. I've had sex in the pool, the shower and a hot tub... and it always sucks for me. It feels really dry for some reason whenever water is involved. -- And average/ugly girls are better because they put in more of an effort. Think of them as a 4th liner. They get into the corners and do the dirty work.

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And average/ugly girls are better because they put in more of an effort. Think of them as a 4th liner. They get into the corners and do the dirty work.

 

So you're suggesting Mike Brown is better in bed than Joffrey Lupul? :o

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So you're suggesting Mike Brown is better in bed than Joffrey Lupul? :o

 

Mike Brown is definitely a better lover than Joffrey Lupul. Brown gets down and dirty... but Lupul is filthy with his hands ;)

 

yeah the fit birds do feel they can put less effort in due to their looks, however you analagy serves well

 

Congratulations on your 1000 post. That's quite the accomplishment!

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Mike Brown is definitely a better lover than Joffrey Lupul. Brown gets down and dirty... but Lupul is filthy with his hands ;)

 

 

Congratulations on your 1000 post. That's quite the accomplishment!

 

Bitch please. No self respecting man would turn down Joffrey Lupul.

 

He is every straight guys fantasy dude ;)

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over 1000 didnt even notice, its quality over quantity, thinking about changing myself to chesterleaf though

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over 1000 didnt even notice, its quality over quantity, thinking about changing myself to chesterleaf though

 

Ask the admins. They can change your username for you.

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are there even admins on here lol, or what about tyler bozaks number 1 fan

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Reimer is going to win this one.

 

But I also find blonde girls less attractive... and those sunglasses make me want to punch her in the mouth.



... and Reimers girls boots scream out, "I love to suck dick"

 

so yea. Case closed. Next topic.

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No, Bernier's gf defiantly likes to suck dick more than April. I don't think April likes to suck it at all. Okay, maybe she does a bit, but Bernier's girl is the bigger slut.

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No contest. Take the sunglasses and the top off. The Lions girl wins.

 

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No, Bernier's gf defiantly likes to suck dick more than April. I don't think April likes to suck it at all. Okay, maybe she does a bit, but Bernier's girl is the bigger slut.

 

Defiantly? Who exactly is she defying when she likes sucking dick? I don't think Bernier is forbidding her from her sinful ways. :P

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Defiantly? Who exactly is she defying when she likes sucking dick? I don't think Bernier is forbidding her from her sinful ways. :P

 

Damn this Google Chrome spell-check. Anyway, I was tired so I just clicked on the first suggestion Chrome gave me. My bad . haha

 

Good night.

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She looks a little downsie in my opinion.

 

What do you have against blondes?

 

They are actually my preference. I like them hot and dumb :)

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I think Bernier's wife is hotter and probably into way dirtier stuff. Reimer is religious and his wife probably is too. She probably thinks doing it from behind is kinky whereas Bernier's wife probably takes it in the five-hole.

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lets hope she is the only one with a clear route to the 5 hole this season, for the record jimmys lass would be getting some cestrian molestering

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